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bruises

Sat Oct 14, 2006, 1:54 AM
my left side is covered in bruises, my neck, my leg and my head. today i went paintballing and it was the best thing ive ever done in my life.
its a little weird that i like the causing of such big pain, but the squeals people make when they get belted around the head with little balls of paint fired at 220kmph are just so funny its made even better by the knowledge that they wouldnt hesitate to do the same to u.

my favorite story from today:
there were three guys squating behing a pile of barrels, reaching over and shooting at us, we had hit them a few times but they were refusing to leave the field, so me and this other guy go left and right while two others keep shooting at them.
the guy who went left was seen coming out of a bush by one of the three tools who weren't playing by the rules, unfortunatly they guy who went left didnt make it and was pelted back into the bushes, i was able to comfortably come up behind them and unload what was left of my ammo into the back of their heads. then they had a little cry about my not playing by the rules and being too close to them.
i was able to walk away from them without them realising i was out of ammo.

i also shot a team-mate right in the ass crack and then pretended the enemy was behind us - just for kicks

  • Listening to: along comes mary - bloodhound gang
  • Reading: jonny the homicidal maniac
  • Watching: grass grow
  • Playing: 7 hand poker on msn
  • Eating: cold meat and veggies
  • Drinking: an empty glass of water

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  • Current Residence: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
  • Interests: Drawing, Music, Avoiding strenuous work
  • Favourite movie: Snatch, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Man on Fire, Fear and loathing,
  • Favourite band or musician: Qotsa, Gorillaz, Incubus, Bloc Party, Klaxons, Valentinos, Electric six, Arctic monkeys.
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie Rock, Alternative Rock... that sort of thing
  • Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez
  • Favourite style of art: Simple is best.
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Video 30gig
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim + Gir, Alucard, Samuri Jack, Cast of the Venture bros
  • Personal Quote: IGNORE ME!
  • Tools of the Trade: Headphones and a pencil.

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:iconsnowss:
I love your country, and your drawings are amazing, and you're so cute...
Muah!
:iconyohgami:
RANDOM KISS!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!

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:music: Now you're a hero
You managed to beat the whole damn ga-ame :music:
:icondark-moon-raven:
great art :)

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-geM

"well, I think some of it is probably contrasts. Light and Shadow. If you never have the bad times, how would you know you had the good times? - Death(sandman)"
:iconjubblys:
Hi man ur arts awsome.

i knwo ur sister and she told me to check u out.

names Aneesh
:iconsensorydecay:
Tagged!

Share six facts in your journal about yourself and tag six other people to do likewise.

[[in search of 6 people who would be unlikely to bore me to death with their responses, you came to mind.]] :D
:iconwahay:
I really enjoyed looking through your gallery. It was very good to me! You have very promising stuff, and I hope you keep up the good work! :D

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God likes you.
:iconmansongothic-photos:
thnx for the watch dear


:love:

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.The Bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to make me tame.
Brutal.And.Plastic
Sometimes we walk like we were shot through our heads my love.
:iconjplanet12:
deehee :) thanks sooo much for adding me 2 ur friends list :D :glomp: x
:icontwistedgubby:
no problem ur stuff is differnt n funkeh n stuff, that series of teh room with the photocopied hands freaked me out in a good way n tha bunneh-wun comics make me giggle

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No one lives forever... infact we all die. :fuzzydemon:
:iconjplanet12:
lolol thats so awesome :) im glad i make ya giggle lol :w00t: yeah the photocopied hands thing is for my final art exhibition @ school... deep down somewhere im quite proud :) deeee lol. whyd they freak u out?

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